Devious Journal Entry

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Once or twice.

2. Do you like noodles?
Yes. I had some for dinner tonight.

3. Do you enjoy drama?
In movies. ^^

4. Are you a girly girl?
NONONONONONONO!

5. Small or large purses?  
Purses are evil. They are horrible death traps made by satan. USE YOUR FUCKING POCKETS!!!!!!

7. Are you short?
I wouldn't say so.

8. Do you like somebody?
Celebrities.( Keanu Reeves, Jack White, Beck, Norman Reedus )

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Nope.

10. Do you like Halloween?
Is Chuck Norris a badass?

11. Favorite time of year?
Winter and Fall.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the toilet when I was 4.

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Yes.

14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
My friends mum thinks im a lesbian.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?
My teacher.
16. How many guys will read this just because it says-Girl Confessions?
None of them.

GIRLS BE HONEST:
1. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark.   

2. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
No.

3. Do you have a best friend?
yeah. Best Ever: ~xxxMind-Freakxxx Best on DA: jasperhalegir
4. Have you ever had your heart broken?  
NOPE!

5. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope. It makes you ugly.

6. Do you like your life?
Yes. Its frustrating, but im happy to be alive.

7. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No. I can barely swim.

8. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I have me boys. And I have me girls. I love them all the same.

9. How long have you had a facebook?
I use me mums.

10. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Gotta keep ma bitches in line.

11. What are your biggest fears?
1.Spiders
2.Death
3.Poltergeists.
4.The dark.
5. Possession.

12. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
When I broke my finger.

13. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yuss. ^^

14. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Yes. People rarely change.

15. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes. Im pretty positive.

16. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Quiet famous. Like a youtube star, or a director. they dont get paparazzi hounded.

17. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes.  

18: who are you texting right now?
Your mum.

THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE

Cowboy or Gangster?
1940's Gangster. *drool* (or someone like Mordicai  Heller from Lackadaisy.)

Face or Body? Personality?
ALL  

Sweet or Sexy?
Sweet. ^^

Contacts or Glasses?
Glasses. *drools*

YOURSELF...
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?
Neither.

02. Pink or black?
BLACK.

03. Pumps or flats?
Shoes. Normal shoes.

04. Skirts or pants?  
Board shorts. And pants.

05. Socks or leggings?
Socks.

06. Hoodies or jackets?
Peacoats.

07. Heels or sneakers?
Boots.

08. Straight or curly hair?
It doesn't  matter.

09. Smoothies or lattes?
Milkshakes.

10. Diet or regular sodas?
Apple juice.
  
11. Water or daiquiris?
Water.

12. Pearls or diamonds?
Emeralds.

13. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
MARY-KATE BITCHES!!!! (i was a huge fan of them when I was little.)

14. iPod or cell phone?
Cell phone.

15. Friends or family?
BOTH

16. Lip gloss or lip stick?
Lip balm.
17. Manicure or pedicures?
Manicure. I had a bad experience with pedicures. O.o
18. Tank tops or beaters?
T-shirts.

19. Big sunglasses or small?
Matrix sunglasses.

20. Sunglasses or purses?
Shotguns!!

IN A GUY ...
Funny or Serious?
Funny!!

Romantic or Daredevil?
Romantic.

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
Light. (grey, blue, green) Im a real sucker for blue eyes.

Long Hair or Short Hair?  
Long hair. Med as well.  

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Doesnt matter.

Hockey Player or Football Player?
Musician.